The Colostomy Bag: Diva Alert

It's official... M.I.A. has decided that her performance at Bonnaroo is her last for good.  Is she telling the truth or just being an overdramatic diva?  No one knows for sure.  All I know is that M.I.A. is officially eligible for the Colostomy Bag for being terrible at being a musician.  She has all the talent in the world, but you can't be a good musician if you hate performing.  It's too devastating for the fans.  M.I.A. is detrimental to my health, your health, your grandma's health, your dog's health, she has given us all the bird flu so the nurse suggests taking a stand when her next album comes out (if another one ever does).