Sunday, February 8, 2009

The Colostomy Bag: Leona Lewis and Alicia Keys - Die!

Two of the worst music videos of all time have been brought to my attention recently. 

Leona Lewis - I Will Be

The interaction at the beginning that she has with Chace Crawford actually makes no sense.  I don't care how pretty he is, that's just poor writing.

Alicia Keys - Teenage Love Affair.

Gay.

Last episode of CW's 90210

Was I the only one thinking who the fuck is Carolina Liar?  Was that the best band they could get?  Pathetic.

The Nurse's Station - The Pains of Being Pure at Heart (s/t)

Effin awesome, sounds like brit pop but they are from New York.  They are Ride and Morrissey's love child.  If one of their songs ends up on One Tree Hill I will kill myself.  

Update: They haven't been on One Tree Hill but Urban Outfitters has picked them up.  Sigh.